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4th of July, baltimore, bay ridge, birthday, bridges, brooklyn, delaware, holiday, Independence Day, maryland, new jersey, staten island, travel, verrazano narrows, virginia
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- One Bag for the Both of Us
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- Joe lugged the luggage, I dogged the doggage.
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- I always feel like I’m in ‘Saturday Night Fever’ when we cross it.
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- Seems rude to charge us money to go into Staten Island. Seems like they’d pay people to visit.
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- Ah, the fabulous Garden State!
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- Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun.
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- Thomas Edison Service Center
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- Boogie Pissing at the Thomas Edison Service Center
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- Kaneda and Tetsuo were on their motorbikes next to us.
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- New Jersey is afraid that normal people can’t operate gas pumps, so every station is full service. New Jersey might be right to be afraid.
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- We stopped at a nasty diner!
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- Surprise! The restroom was the only part of the nasty diner that wasn’t nasty!
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- All the nasty rolls at the nasty diner were stuffed with sweetened cream cheese, like a 7-11 danish. I’m still burping that shit.
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- Who’s that eating my nasty food? Nasty boys!
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- Who’s jamming to my nasty groove? Nasty boys! Ladies? Huh.
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- I think Joe looks kind of cute in this picture. Even though you can’t actually see him.
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- The mac and cheese, Joe reports, tasted … fishy? Yes. Fishy. Also mayonnaise-y
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- Nasty wrap at the nasty diner!
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- Goodbye, nasty diner!
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- Clara Barton Service Area
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- Maxine Pissing at the Clara Barton Service Center
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- STOP! Pay Toll
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- This bridge is the most impressive thing about Delaware
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- They use a digital display in case they a). want to stop welcoming people, and start sending them home instead or b). change the name of the state unexpectedly
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- Isn’t that where John Waters’ ‘Pecker’ happened?
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- Like Disneyland, only even more repressive!
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- Our hotel has balls, too!
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- See? Big, heavy balls!
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- The room is sleek and moderne (final e on purpose).
